First off, if you’re concerned about ISPs selling your data (couldn’t exactly tell if that’s a part of your concern), switching to private DNS provider and enabling DNS over HTTPS/TLS can significantly cut down on that, since most of what ISPs sell comes from DNS requests. That being said, they can still tell what sites you visit if you don’t use a VPN/Tor, but they’re less likely to care unless you’re doing something illegal.

In terms of your obfuscation plan, I’m not sure that’d do much; if anything, it’d make you stand out more. A bunch of random traffic, even tweaked to fit your browsing habits, probably would look suspicious on their end and it wouldn’t actually hide or disguise anything.

So ideally, you’re just going to want to figure something out to set up some sort of VPN at some point. Switching DNS providers might be a bit of help in reducing sale of your traffic data, however. My recommendation is Quad9 but any privacy-friendly provider is fine.

you can run an ArchiveTeam Warrior on your server and choose the URLs project. if i understand correctly, the Warrior will continuously visit randomly discovered websites to download their contents and upload them to a server that later feeds the data into the Internet Archive. best of both worlds - your ISP has a harder time distinguishing your real traffic from the ArchiveTeam-generated one, and your server is actively contributing to IA.

Consiert running OONI Probe on a schedule

Create a guest WiFi network called “free community internet” with no password that is rate-limited to ~5% of your total bandwidth

Run a tor exit node. But you should notify the police first.

It usually isn’t super hard to tell apart randomized junk like this from real human patterns. That is why Tor Browser for example tries its best to make everyone look the same instead of randomizing everything.

That said, for the mere purpose of throwing off the ISPs profiling algorithms, you could make a relatively simple python program to solve this. A naive solution would just do an http GET to each site, but a better solution would mimic human web browsing:

• Get a list of various news sites and political forum sites
• Setup headless firefox or chromium
• Use Selenium or similar to crawl links on each site. Make sure you have the pages fully load and wait a random amount of time that a human would before going to the next page.
• https://realpython.com/modern-web-automation-with-python-and-selenium/#test-driving-a-headless-browser

If you have no programming capability this will be rough. If you have at least a little you can follow tutorials and use an LLM to help you.

The main issue with this goal is that it isn’t possible to tell how advanced your ISP’s profiling is, so you have no way to know if your solution is effective.

Feel free to DM me if you go this route.

You could set up a tor relay and use it too. They they will just see connections to tor.

Or vpn and seed torrents

It’d be pretty quick to write a script that loads a randomly selected url from a prepopulated list at random intervals. Could probably do it in grease monkey directly in Firefox so you could use other tools in addition like adnausium and a client spoofer.

I’d suggest a tor exit node but that might make some governments come knocking

Just curl a bunch of sites at random times? Under https, everything in the URL except the domain is encrypted, so it’ll look roughly like a regular user requesting a page.

Sounds like you want both https://adnauseam.io/ and https://trackmenot.io/

I know with tailscale you can set Mullvad as the exit point for all clients within a subset. I imagine you can do something similar with a private VPN, with a ton more effort.

It would be a lot easier to just use a vpn and hide your traffic from your ISP that way.