Don’t say doing your wife…
Don’t say doing your wife…
Don’t say doing your wife…
…doing your…son?

Felony contempt of business model.

US and Belarus are the only countries I know that have death penalty. I wonder who is potato dictator in US.

Are the only countries with a death penalty so far

Fluffery
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Senator of Idaho

The Doctor
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I’ll be surprised if I’m still alive, to be honest. The way things seem to be going, affording any ongoing healthcare won’t be possible. Hell, I’d be surprised if I can still afford rent anywhere (there’s no way I can afford to actually buy property anywhere that isn’t in the middle of nowhere, let alone property with a house of some kind on it) by 2030.

Corona broke bro’s sense of time anyone tell him its not 2020

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Ad blockers are financial terrorism in 2030.

Some say it’s extremism in 2023

Electrocution ends for an ad break, then starts again, and again.

ads will be considered as individuals and cancelling ads is analogous to manslaughter at the least.

what a great time to be alive~!

Finally

I shouldn’t have lived this long

2030 is in 6 years :)

Don’t be hasty, there’s still 16% of this year to be lived.

-2028
-wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing video games
-excited to play some halo 2k29
-“xbox on”
-…
-“XBOX ON”
-"Please verify that you are “annon332” by saying “Doritos™ Dew™ it right!”
-“Doritos™ Dew™ it right”
-“ERROR! Please drink a verification can”
-reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k29™ War Chest
-only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night
-still feeling sick from the 14
-force it down and grumble out “mmmm that really hit the spot”
-xbox does nothing
-i attempt to smile
-“Connecting to verification server”
-…
-“Verification complete!”
-finally
-boot up halo 2k29
-finding multiplayer match…
-“ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!”
-my mother just walked in the room
-“Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?”
-“NO!”
-“Console entering lock state!”
-“to unlock drink verification can”
-last can
-“WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card”
-drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick
-pour the last half out the window
-“PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE”
-the mountain dew ad plays
-i have to dance for it
-feeling so sick
-makes me sing along
-dancing and singing
-“mountain dew is for me and you”
-throw up on my self
-throw up on my tv and entertainment system
-router shorts
-“ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF”
-“PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE”

I laughed out loud to this soon to come dystopia.

Worth it.

I can see this future at least in China for now

In Max Headroom: Twenty Minutes Into The Future power-switches were seriously illegal. Not sure if a capital offense, but prison-worthy for sure.

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I recall them being an imprisonable offense, with multiple years in jail. ref: Blanks.

Dead. 6 feet under. A feast for worms or crows alike. Finito. Gone.

…if we’re lucky

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