Is the friend a spider?

The prophecy foretold the haunted emoji set.

Caution Bear is very cautious.

Caution Bear says look both ways before crossing the street.

He’s related to Smokey the Bear.

Do they mean semen?

You need to mark sarcasm with /s.

I’ll be sure to do that in the future /s

You guys should bring over some judges from the US courts. They will totally protect your freedoms.

I just wake up, and then I have to go to work. 🙁

That sounds familiar. I was thinking of one called something like Sawfish? But maybe Antitrust is what I’m thinking of.

Maybe blocking Russian spam bots. Because they interfere with their own spam bots.

If the Russians want their propaganda on Reddit, they will have to pay to use the Reddit bots like everybody else.

Problem is, if you refuse to do it, they’ll hire another developer who will.

Such a weird take.

Also this has nothing to do with programmers.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeahhh see it’s just that we’re putting new cover sheets on the TPS reports…

Texas

My ribs hurt

Some used to have an audio button where they read the letters in different voices / accents and there’s a ton of weird background noise and static. It was super annoying.

Doesn’t an https website use a public key?