Ah yes, the well-known FBI motto: serious fury and punishment.

And, of course, everyone knows the US is famously populated by tigers.

This is unironically the real reason.

The same people who wouldn’t notice the comically obvious spelling and grammatical errors, ridiculously silly imagery, and the fact that it’s demanding fucking bitcoin… well, let’s just say they’re not the “attention to detail” types and are more easily captured by scammers.

we won’t ever ever keep your pictures and stuff for the juiciest possible marketing fodder, we super duper pinky swear

lol as the “adblocking addicts” quality shitpost. Even bigger lol at Google’s dipshittery for even thinking this was a remotely good idea in the first place.