It could be irony, but I’m not really sure, I’m not really good at metallurgy.

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Yes, well, buttons are expensive. And according to Tesla, they’re overrated anyway.

“Welcome back, consumer unit number 74665!”

Turn on Airplane mode

At this point, why even bother having a phone?

Most shops have online presence. You can easily compare the price of tinfoil rolls using Google translate.

I’m waiting for the trinitron version.

Of course it comes with an app… :-/

It may have been well built, but was still completely idiotic. Who, in his right mind, would buy a proprietary bag of fruit pieces instead of normal fruit that has to be at least half the price.

The business model just didn’t make sense.

This lacks reasons for the selection (some are obvious, others less so).

Double Rot-13? I hear it’s state of the art.

We ran out of acronyms a long time ago.

It’s the only thing that has a chance of working. Us few Firefox users have no chance of weighing in the balance, we’ll just be cast aside. And the US won’t do anything, as usual.