well I hope the NSA likes the same 10 songs on repeat and video essays about cults

actually nah fuck em

I hope they hate it

my stupid ass would still piss myself for a sec if I saw the most recent successful attempt even after I just logged in

You joke, but I’ve been so desensitised by what feels like every website doing this shit, I really did forget how fucked up it actually is.

Also, the subscribe to our newsletter checkbox ticked by default. I swear on my life, I ALWAYS make sure to untick it, but sure enough, my inbox still somehow looks like I engraved my email address on the front door of every marketing department.