get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging “your ex” (you) to take you back

Sending nudes to your partner counts as production and distribution of pornography

This obviously deserves the death penalty

well I hope the NSA likes the same 10 songs on repeat and video essays about cults

actually nah fuck em

I hope they hate it

my stupid ass would still piss myself for a sec if I saw the most recent successful attempt even after I just logged in

You joke, but I’ve been so desensitised by what feels like every website doing this shit, I really did forget how fucked up it actually is.

Also, the subscribe to our newsletter checkbox ticked by default. I swear on my life, I ALWAYS make sure to untick it, but sure enough, my inbox still somehow looks like I engraved my email address on the front door of every marketing department.