Sounds cool, but I sure as fuck don’t want my ISP to be marshalling this data.

Sorry, you’re not allowed to enjoy it. My job is meme police. Wee woo wee woo.

I already have a job, thanks

Why can’t I edit other people’s posts?

You made no effort to correct it, either.

You too good for the original StarCraft?

Their old laser printers were absolute beasts. I was using one with a centronics connector (attached to a network adapter I refurbished) after it had a full life in a school computer lab up until 2012 when the movers broke it.

Now I miss my iPAQ

Why is this, anyway?

At least two other people and I, clearly.

*whom

Which shitty bank is this?

Nope, cauliflower is like solid farts.

Please don’t eat cats.

Yeah, especially by how I can taste it before I know it’s in there. Gee.

And then you assumed I had “broccoli trauma.”

Yet another person who doesn’t believe me when I say that I have a physical reaction to broccoli.

Edit: and even more with the downvotes. Honestly, what is y’all’s problem? What is so difficult to believe about a simple factual statement?

That’s fair. It’s also very important to listen to your kids when they tell you they don’t like something. Broccoli literally smells and tastes like human waste to me - even if it’s hiding in something. That’s clearly not bias.

Tin cans and string

You’re clever.

You gotta use software from 1998, too.

You can probably find something cheap from 1998.

This is less embarrassing than getting carded for non-alcoholic beer. Yes, I am old enough to be an alcoholic, thanks.

My pants cover my web shooter.

We’re not done yet

Didn’t some student already get it running on living cells?

https://www.destructoid.com/phd-student-doom-running-on-cells-video/

His full name is Indiana Bones.

You can press “no” or “custom.”

€1-2 for a beer? Germany truly is more advanced than the US

I tried to use my real-name email for “professional” shit, but I always got vastly more action with my silly one. TBF it is kinda awesome.

Should cross post this to !coolguides@lemmy.world

If you count each boob separately, that’s 14,000.

You can just reply “scam” and save yourself the time and agony of watching tick tocks without sacrificing the accuracy of your response.

Yes, it’s possible to practice using tools designed specifically for killing. Cars are tools designed specifically for transport, and people have contests for driving those, too.

No, you haven’t. You’ve given some examples of how they are useful due to being tools designed specifically for killing, though.

No, guns are just tools designed specifically for killing.

There you go again, putting words in even more people’s mouths.

Anyway, what would that have to do with the fact that guns are tools.designed specifically for killing?

It was a single example as a thought exercise.

All the rest are words you’re putting on other people’s mouths.

Where did I suggest magical bans? You’re projecting a ton of your own insecurities onto me.

None of your rant contradicts the fact that guns are tools designed specifically for killing.

The fuck? Vets do much, much more than just euthanize animals. What do guns do other than shoot projectiles intended to kill?

How do guns defend without using the threat of violence? How do they act as a physical shield?

Yes, it’s possible to practice using tools designed specifically for killing. Cars are tools designed specifically for transport, and people have contests for driving those, too.

Why is it so hard for you to accept that guns are tools designed specifically for killing? That’s literally just what they are.

How does hunting not involve killing?

How does such military defense not involve the act or threat of killing?