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Cake day: Jun 14, 2023

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It’s all on-device. There is zero wireless connectivity, as that would present a security hole.

It does take a lot of tedious keypad tapping, but it’s not something that needs to be set up more than once per lock.


23 cameras

I can’t help but wonder what else might be going on here.


I had these exact concerns after buying a house!

Anything connected to the Internet is inherently vastly less secure. Fortunately, your two usecases can be addressed with a “dumb” keypad lock with two features:

  1. Multiple access codes. Set a different code for each trusted party, as well as an extra code that you can give out in case of emergency, which you can reprogram once you return.

  2. Automatic locking. Set a timeout for the deadbolt to re-engage after a set period of time. If you forget to lock the door, it simply locks itself.


VS existed long before the AI features were added.


Sounds cool, but I sure as fuck don’t want my ISP to be marshalling this data.


Sorry, you’re not allowed to enjoy it. My job is meme police. Wee woo wee woo.






Their old laser printers were absolute beasts. I was using one with a centronics connector (attached to a network adapter I refurbished) after it had a full life in a school computer lab up until 2012 when the movers broke it.







Nope, cauliflower is like solid farts.

Please don’t eat cats.


Yeah, especially by how I can taste it before I know it’s in there. Gee.


And then you assumed I had “broccoli trauma.”


Yet another person who doesn’t believe me when I say that I have a physical reaction to broccoli.

Edit: and even more with the downvotes. Honestly, what is y’all’s problem? What is so difficult to believe about a simple factual statement?


That’s fair. It’s also very important to listen to your kids when they tell you they don’t like something. Broccoli literally smells and tastes like human waste to me - even if it’s hiding in something. That’s clearly not bias.






This is less embarrassing than getting carded for non-alcoholic beer. Yes, I am old enough to be an alcoholic, thanks.







€1-2 for a beer? Germany truly is more advanced than the US


I tried to use my real-name email for “professional” shit, but I always got vastly more action with my silly one. TBF it is kinda awesome.


Should cross post this to !coolguides@lemmy.world


If you count each boob separately, that’s 14,000.


You can just reply “scam” and save yourself the time and agony of watching tick tocks without sacrificing the accuracy of your response.