Ok Google if you really want 30,000 dick pics, who am I to say no?

I’m fine with abducting children for a Super-Soldier program. But I draw the line at having photos of them on Instagram. Honestly, a deserved warning. Be better 👏

Some Google analyst is rubbing his hands together gleefully as I show him where all the good hentai is.

Those goddamned primates always trying to steal people’s social security.