Jokes on them, they made me take off my glasses that hide aspects of my wonky face but I wear glasses 100% of the time out in the world. You’ll never catch me, copper!

(I know. I just like to think it can’t figure out crooked nose vs glasses. )

Clickbait title and paywall before it tells you what he did. But I do know what he was wearing both in text and photo, that’s what’s really important. (/s)