In conclusion – one well placed impact crater in Florida can make this joke timeless.

The kindness of admins is a requirement of pretty much all internet infrastructure. Email servers are the same, no? And it gets even harder with proprietary networks – if the admins are being unkind, you can just switch discord servers or whatever. Anyway, I digress.

I do the opposite: “Welcome to my workshop” and pan around. The mess makes it real ;)

It was always a pile of garbage…

Not that weird, from a historical or regional perspective. Most of the history of humankind did not feature bathroom privacy. Toilets in rural China are basically lines of rectangular holes cut in the floor.