primrosepathspeedrun
Planning optimizing and glitching my way dowm the highway to hell.
Pro tip: there’s a great wall you almost can’t avoid clipping through in liberalism–gets you most of the way there.
Pronouns: I/me/my–please don’t refer to me.
Irony poisoned enough to give you cancer from 300 feet away.
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An app that creates birds to identify.
Pokemon go but the Pokémon are real and I need to wrestle with the ramifications of that.
A calendar I can actually remember to use
A public transit app that makes the busses be where it says.
A web browser that doesn’t suck!
Social media for the mirror world where not everybody sucks.
Oh my god, I would kill for a taxi app that let me pay in the blood of the innocent. Or a map app that got me there ridiculously fast but always seeing something horrible I could see but not act fast enough to stop–or maybe occasionally through a layer of hell, or something?
Maybe a food delivery app that made all other food taste like ash? A workout tracking app that I could lie on and have retroactively spent like three extra hours doing squats?
The facial recognition would be done by whoever they send footage to.
Wouldn’t be shocked about the hardware addresses though.