Man, I love seeing comments like this, I get a good chuckle out of it every time. The wildly different experiences I’ve read about almost every linux distro out there just makes it all seem … shit. You could have a great time with distro X and inevitably there will be somebody crawling out of the woodwork to crap on your parade. :D
So, you substituted fuck with fsck in a very hostile phrase and are surprised people get the wrong impression? People misreading your username is not the issue here.