Drag rides dragons and also “rides” dragons. drag/dragself person-independent pronouns. That means drag’s pronouns are the same in first, second, and third person.
Person who i know knows exactly how many days a year over how many periods of absence it will take before HR get involved using it as a second pool of paid holiday days
This is a dick move if you don’t tell your coworkers how to exploit the loophole too, and a heroic act if you do.
Ask the sales rep if it works without internet, and if they’re wrong, demand a refund.