Kagi.com has been working really well for me. Sure it’s paid, but I am glad to no longer be dealing with google.

They don’t keep logs, and are audited to prove that. When you sign up, you get an ID number, they don’t ask for your name or email or anything. There’s no password either.

Mullvad.

Shit you can pay for the service by anonymously mailing them cash.

Firefox is faster than chrome now.

If you are not trolling, then you need therapy. You can be helped, if you approach the process with an open mind.

OMG you’re a time traveler!