It was Biden’s fault.

This would be me.

A doubleplusgood book.

Try Radio Paradise at radioparadise.com.

Looks like an explosion in a mattress factory.

Styled with fireworks.

‘I’ll have 500 volts all over please’.

EDIT: Also check if you legally can physically eliminate the drone in that case. It’s the most effective strategy.

Just tell the police you were clay pigeon shooting and the drone flew into your path.

Possibly could have reworded that last sentence. Unless it was a deliberate pun?

Can’t think what they’d want from this though. And why the police? They’ve got better things to do, this is a health matter.