Once upon a time, gopher was actually a supported protocol. Translating from gopher to HTML is an easy job.

My first introduction to the web actually was “like gopher, but with hypertext and a gui.”

Take only fresh installed devices with you with only the absolute necessary data and applications. Create a new email address for anything on this device.

I always remove anything after /ref= from an Amazon link before I forward it to my wife (she has the account and does the orders).