None. I already found all the good websites.

Given how fabulously facial recognition works if you aren’t white, I predict nothing but good outcomes from this anti-crime venture.

You’re right, of course. I was in a dark place mentally and was spiralling when I wrote that. I will remove it. In hindsight it wasn’t even that funny.

This post once contained a bad take about Signal in service of a not particularly funny gag. It has been removed.