Mostly, the “laudable goals” language is to shut down the think of the children argument because everyone knows this isn’t really about that.
If they started off denigrating the bill without acknowledging the stated intent, you end up with the nonsense of my favorite radio commercial of the moment. I don’t even remember what it’s for but the following exchange cracks me up.
A: Think of the children.
B: The children aren’t what’s important right now.
A: Fine. Forget the children.
B: No. That’s worse.
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It was definitely available in the US App Store earlier this year because I have it installed on both of my iOS devices. I can’t find any info as to when and why it was removed.