Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.

Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.

Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.

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Miles O'BrientoNon-Political Memes@lemmy.ml•Home Depot
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I got to dodge some lumber on the way to work the other day.

It was going from rear driver side window to front passenger window, sticking about 3ft into my lane. The driver was “holding” about 20-30 2x4s.

Fun times.

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Miles O'BrientoPrivacy@lemmy.ml•‘It scared them off’, Kansas City shoppers report less crime thanks to security robot patrolling str
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I like to throw it at them, then sprint away to see if I can make it outside before I get smacked. It’s about 50/50.

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