Porn sites are feeling discredited by comparing them to x-formerly-known-as-twitter.com
Well they can promise updates yes. But they are limited on the android version to the manufacturer of the chips. The company shift which has a similar concept as Fairphone currently suffers from that problem: they cannot upgrade their shift5me to a higher version than android 8 and a lot of apps recently dropped their support to older android versions (e.g. banking apps)
Seriously? A red armband with a white circle and a black symbol on it? Even a dick pick would be a better choice for a company logo