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My cousin can do it cheaper but it’s a bathtub floating in a retaining pond filled with jet fuel.
Fuck that! Both of those pollute. Just throw my stupid corpse under a sapling so I can return to nature.
Nah fuck that, cremate me and compact me into a diamond. That way I can not only waste a crap ton of energy for a hollow gesture but I can then haunt a piece of jewellery.
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My cousin can do it cheaper but it’s a bathtub floating in a retaining pond filled with jet fuel.
Fuck that! Both of those pollute. Just throw my stupid corpse under a sapling so I can return to nature.
Nah fuck that, cremate me and compact me into a diamond. That way I can not only waste a crap ton of energy for a hollow gesture but I can then haunt a piece of jewellery.