Well, in my time on the net, I’ve been sorted in the Geeks bearing GIFs and Programmer with a screwdriver categories before. But since I’ve done this a thousand times, intoxicated, without safety guards or PPE, I’m not really sure which way I’m heading now.
Get to to throw the snakes, badgers, ravens, and “possibly a griffon or could have been a house cat smashed into a hawk” into the back of our muggle truck.
i hate to bring this up, but it wasn’t the sorting hat that declared to harry that he was a wizard.
now if the caption had read, “yeh’d be great in slytherin, harry”, that would be accurate.
(aside: i would have personally liked the books better if harry was sorted into slytherin, hermione into ravenclaw, ron into hufflepuff and the three still went on to become fast friends. it reinforces the message that we don’t need to be alike to become pals.)
but the joke is inaccurate. might as well make it say, “i am a chelsea fc midfield legend wearing an orange dunce cap because i kicked the shit out of that pre-teen ballboy once”.
heck, that’s more accurate than the sorting hat adopting hagrid’s tone.
j k rowling
The sorting cone sorts you into 4 different hazards:
Well, in my time on the net, I’ve been sorted in the Geeks bearing GIFs and Programmer with a screwdriver categories before. But since I’ve done this a thousand times, intoxicated, without safety guards or PPE, I’m not really sure which way I’m heading now.
I got placed into the Road Kill Collection house.
Get to to throw the snakes, badgers, ravens, and “possibly a griffon or could have been a house cat smashed into a hawk” into the back of our muggle truck.
i hate to bring this up, but it wasn’t the sorting hat that declared to harry that he was a wizard.
now if the caption had read, “yeh’d be great in slytherin, harry”, that would be accurate.
(aside: i would have personally liked the books better if harry was sorted into slytherin, hermione into ravenclaw, ron into hufflepuff and the three still went on to become fast friends. it reinforces the message that we don’t need to be alike to become pals.)
Well yes but then you’d lose the joke wizard = hazard
but the joke is inaccurate. might as well make it say, “i am a chelsea fc midfield legend wearing an orange dunce cap because i kicked the shit out of that pre-teen ballboy once”.
heck, that’s more accurate than the sorting hat adopting hagrid’s tone.
Tbh I’d rather have an inaccurate joke than whatever you typed which doesn’t sound funny at all
You’re right. This meme of a talking traffic cone is completely inaccurate.