but the joke is inaccurate. might as well make it say, “i am a chelsea fc midfield legend wearing an orange dunce cap because i kicked the shit out of that pre-teen ballboy once”.
heck, that’s more accurate than the sorting hat adopting hagrid’s tone.
but the joke is inaccurate. might as well make it say, “i am a chelsea fc midfield legend wearing an orange dunce cap because i kicked the shit out of that pre-teen ballboy once”.
heck, that’s more accurate than the sorting hat adopting hagrid’s tone.
Tbh I’d rather have an inaccurate joke than whatever you typed which doesn’t sound funny at all