My two guesses is either he wants a spoon where he always knows where its at for food, gross, or if he wants something to quickly check to see how he looks before a video call.

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Or… To quickly zip up and switch apps when the door opens and mom walks in without knocking.

@DNOS@lemmy.ml
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Yeah I thought that too but isn’t it better to listen for footsteps? We all now that every etero man won’t see shit in the presence of a nice pair…

masterofn001
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Can’t watch porn without headphones.

Can’t hear footsteps with headphones on.

@DNOS@lemmy.ml
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You have 2 ears for a reason

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