*krzyczy

It wasn’t even impossible he really did eat pizza, he lived only century plus some before Persian king Darius and we do have description of Darius soldiers cooking dish that was basically pizza, and since even soldiers knew it, it must been widespread and most likely older.

Huh i wonder what pizza would Ashurbanipal order

Those are of course fake buttons, they had plastic surgery to avoid the crushing social pressure of, hmm… themselves i guess?