I want to meet someone who tried to push Malt-O-Meal on their “love it or it’s free” thing. Like, eats a bowl of knock-off Cocoa Puffs, and straight up calls the company like “It was alright, but love it? Nah. Me and this cereal just friends, I want my $3.50 back.”

Would this actually work? I have no clue about the capabilities of aluminum for heat transference, does it need a fan blowing over it, or will a cool room work?

The only validation Luigi gets is from you little fuckers. Don’t be putting up signs like “L Is Real” around the castle unless you want your god to pay a visit.

Just get a buddy to sit in the back with a hand on it, maybe give it a good “ain’t goin’ nowhere” while they give it a pat.

Seems to work for all the construction crews in my area.

He’s conditioned to fear and respect that escalator, at least.

"It not only knows fear.

It knows fear in the face of god."

A certain someone is about to lose hand privileges.

Does it make it better or worse if I tell you it’s most likely an iced cookie cake?

The square tin is a common choice for those. Bake, decorate, cap, tag without a container swap.

I wonder how that would be handled. Like, do you need to have clear and obvious signage that a hungry mimic is on the premise, or does it fall under “They were doing a dumb thing, dumb things happen” in this case?

Cause I see “BEWARE: DANGEROUS MIMIC ON PREMISE”, I’m not taking a single step over that property line. Whole damn yard could be a well-trained one.