Physicist: this glass doesn’t contain an absolute vacuum and therefore is full.

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Technician : The engineer ordered the wrong size glass

File>Options>Data>Automatic Data Conversion (uncheck all of these).

You’re welcome.

Let the next person that sees the file destroy all your data, so it’s not your fault.

Optometrist: the glasses are half off.

The glass: Why am I half full of piss?

Excel set to European locale: 1st of February

Cat: the glass is on the floor

Happy birthday to the ground izutsumi-idea 🍷

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