Are gals allowed to answer? I would kneel down before her.

Open the door and say “mail’lady.”

Make preparations for another crusade

Stay at home dipshit you’d end just like barbarossa

Well I had us scheduled for couples jousting so it’s good to see that she’s prepared.

@Nasan@sopuli.xyz
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Ask if she needs a healer or damage dealer

Invite her in for a crusader kings sesh

Use the top hatch

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You must be her squire, better start learning how to don armor and sharpening swords. Shes the knight in the relationship.

dreams do come true

Only for good little squires

Put on my robe and wizard hat

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Now, THERE is a vintage internet reference, if there ever was one.

I think it may be appreciated by this one.

I cast level 99 Eroticism.

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Bringing protection to the first date might be presumptuous, but hey, sometimes that’s the vibe

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Marry.

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Show her Excalibur.

But only Arthur can pull it.

That could be awkward.

Bea Arthur

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